*guy sneezes*
Shannon: Bless you!
Stasia: I don’t think he heard you.
Shannon: Watch it be a camp full of satanists and they come and kick my ass.
Timmy: You can get 2L of pop for a dollar *interjecting during a conversation about buying alcohol*
Kayla: Prep, freak, goth, gangsta, punk, artist, or hamster — I mean musician.
Stasia: As long as he doesn’t set you on fire!
*dude comes over to our campsite*
Dude: Smoke? Bud? Beer?
Shannon: It’s on the way.
Stasia: WITH OUR BOYFRIENDS!
