Stasia: Now we just need some plates.
Shannon: *pulls two bowls out of cupboard*
Stasia: That’ll work.
Shannon: *dances*
Stasia: Did you just do a bowl dance?
Shannon: …yes.
Stasia: That’s beautiful.
Shannon: This is a college dorm. They must have ketchup. *opens fridge* …they don’t have ketchup.
Stasia: I almost molested him with my leg.
Madelaine: You blessed him with your leg?!
Stasia: I’ll go get more pop in a minute, it’s pretty strong. *leaves… returns…* You drank it!
Shannon: Yeah, well…
Rachel: Why am I so… fucking… electric?!


