Madelaine (about her fish): I think he’s in heat… or wants to fuck little girls.
Madelaine: Are you horny?
Stasia: Stop hitting on your fish.
Madelaine: How can you be hot AND fat?
Stasia: There’s gotta be a way.
Stasia: *spills pasta in the sink* ah, shit.
Madelaine: What?!
Stasia: I killed you.
Rachel: Madelaine’s dead?
Ryon (Madelaine’s next-dorm-neighbour): What’s an “Eath”
Madelaine: A place in the world.
Shannon: How does he spell his name?
Stasia & Madelaine: With an “O.”
Shannon: What a fucktard.
Madelaine: *fits of laughter*
Stasia: Can we throw alcohol at his door?
Madelaine: Why would you waste alcohol?!
Stasia: Then we could set it on fire!
