Greg: If any harsh Christians show up, we’re a group of gay witches who are pro-abortion.
“Guidelines for Open Mic:
- No sexism
- No racism
- No violence
- No profanity
- No nudity”
Everyone: IT’S A CHECKLIST!
Stasia: *on phone* Are you sleeping with him again?!
Anne: WHAT?!
Stasia: Oh, Sam’s sleeping with Steve again.
Gordie: *shows off his tattoo*
Anne: Oh, where did you get those done?
Gordie: My friend’s.
Anne: Oh, guitar string and walkman motor.
Gordie: Yeah.
Anne: My husband got some of those done.
Gordie: Jail?
Greg: There was a tribe of Jews…
