April 27, 2006

Ben A: Word to your bagel.

April 26, 2006

Jess: *moves blanket*
Shannon: Ahh! You blew cold on me!
Jess: How do you know I didn’t fart on you?
Shannon: Cuz people don’t fart COLD.
Jess: IT’S A CONDITION.

April 24, 2006 – Cap College Film Screening

*Shannon and Robin in the Seabus bathroom*
Robin: It’s blue!
Shannon: That’s how you know it’s clean. Blue.
*pause*
Robin: Eeww it turned green!

April 23, 2006

Shannon: *catches chocolate egg out of the air* I’m the master. I caught it in the air, yo.
Jess: You said “yo.”
Shannon: I know.
Jess: That’s hot. It worked. And you’re still white.

Shannon: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK BEER WITH YOUR CUNT.
Charlene: I wish they’d told me that earlier!

Charlene: It’s the sex withdrawal… everything but fish.

April 20, 2006 – Matthew Good Solo Acoustic

Matt Good: I should make a sex tape.

Matt Good: Did someone just say ‘Who is Paul Westerberg’? Kill yourself immediately.

Matt Good: So a fan gives me a doll. I was kind of weirded out because a guy was giving me a doll. It’s suspicious.

April 19, 2006

Ben: Know what’s a funny word? Queef. [while in London Drugs]