Shannon: *catches chocolate egg out of the air* I’m the master. I caught it in the air, yo.
Jess: You said “yo.”
Shannon: I know.
Jess: That’s hot. It worked. And you’re still white.
Shannon: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK BEER WITH YOUR CUNT.
Charlene: I wish they’d told me that earlier!
Charlene: It’s the sex withdrawal… everything but fish.
