Gordie: Just fuckin’ punch her!
Shannon: Haha, penis face.
Ben L: Penis, I have one of those.
Ori: ME TOO!
Gordie: I don’t… *looks down pants* wait, I think I do…
Ben L: Hang on, Ori has a penis?
Ori: Shelby knows.
Ben L: Do you hide it inside?
Ori: LIKE A DOG!
Robin: Timmy, are you going to release your inner Mishka?
Timmy: What do you mean that’s one of yours? You’ve had way more fucking than me. [about his booze]
Ben A: Know what would suck? Having an 8-and-a-half inch penis, but it only being a centimeter around. It’s like a chopstick!
Amber: There’s a town called “My anus.”
Fraser: Is it near Regina?
Amber: ASS PUNCH!
Fraser: AHH! Rectally defeated!
Ben L: Well, walking is more of a chore than it used to be. [after chugging wine]
Ben A: One banana? That’s not even fun!
Shannon: The floor’s gonna be so drunk!
Shannon: HITLER DIDN’T DRIVE A JETTA!
Topher: I should have gone into labour in your livingroom.
Topher: I want a bear boyfriend!
Shannon: Benalley’s 21!
Kayla: That’s older than all of us combined!
Ben L: He’s a GEEZER! Shannon, you’re SICK!
Robin: She’s not stupid.
Gordie: Yes she is, she has a beard.
Kayla: Seriously, it’s like marrying a fetus.
Graeme Bowbrick: Women in power… I think they’re kinda hot.
Graeme Bowbrick: South Africa has bananas. They also have a legal system.
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