Ben L: Crapping in a pendulum. If I took a shit right now, I’d FLY outta here.
Stasia: Ben, we’ve already gone over this. I take it like a man, you take it like a metrosexual.
Stasia: Ben, you cannot have any more of my food unless you take a shit. YOU ARE CUT OFF.
Ben L: SHIT IN A BUN.
(Side note, Ben L didn’t crap the whole camping trip. He made the mistake of telling me this when we were 3 days in. I didn’t let it go. Like he should have.)
Gordie: I gotta get rid of this boner, I can’t walk anymore!
Ben A: Thank god, a Claire’s!
Lisa: There is a mosquito bite in the crack of my ass.
Ben L: …did you want the AfterBite?
Ben L: SO THAT’S MY SUPER POWER. I INSPIRE BOWEL MOVEMENTS!
Stasia: You should go work in a old folks home.
[after 7 people go poo to spite Ben.]
*talking about female condom*
Gordie: Ahh, stop, my cervix is hurting!
Shannon: Why is it so cold out here?
Ben L: Well, that’s because you just had sex.
Ori: It was really quiet in there… you must have been really disappointed.
