January 30, 2007

Paul O’Connor: Ionic bonding is like the Rodney Dangerfield of bonding. It doesn’t get as much respect as it deserves.

January 23, 2007

Shannon: That speck of pepper is a connection.
Ben L: NO WAY.
Shannon: Well, pepper, then I thought of sprinkles, then Family Guy where Stewie says, “for every sprinkle I find I shall kill you,” and that was Ben’s screen name at one point. It was a logical train of thought.
Ben L: Pepper-sprinkle-death-Jew. That’s NOT LOGICAL.

Mike Wolfe: I do NOT have a Seth Perry shrine!!

January 15, 2007

Paul O’Connor: That’s a little introduction to radiation… it’s a wave, it hangs around, it does stuff… makes rainbows…

January 11, 2007

Ben L: *in a Greek restaurant* Do you happen to have something that could remove a nail from a shoe? Like a hammer?

Ben L: *about articles in Maxim* Like, how to become a sock puppet. Wait, what?

January 04, 2007

Shannon: I fear Jewish retribution.

Ben L: My writing looks like I crammed a pen in my butt and tried to fart vowels.

January 01, 2007

Shannon: If a restaurant menu says “Our food is shit-your-pants amazing” can you sue them if you get food poisoning?

Shannon: *texts Mike* I send you drunken heterosexual platonic love rays!
Ben L: *texts Mike* And I send gay AIDS. You heard me.