February 26, 2007

Paul O’Connor: *to himself* That is a particularly ugly orbital. Oh well.

Paul O’Connor: *about his diagram* We have the carbon connected to the carbon… connected to the knee bone *dances*

February 19, 2007

Paul O’Connor: Death to balloons! *pops balloon*
Scott Denham: *walks by classroom as Paul pops balloon* GOOD GOD!

Paul O’Connor: Super tetrahedron man!

February 12, 2007

Jess: He looked like he was going to shit frisbees.

February 09, 2007

Anne: Goddamn fucking kids.

February 07, 2007

Len Millis: Haven’t you people ever heard of birth control? The only effective method is the “bucket and saucer” method.

Len Millis: Do I have to talk to you about sex? You’re too young. I’m too old for it so you’re too young for it.

February 06, 2007

Ben L: *over text* Just think, our own little tripod.
Shannon: Soon he’ll be standing on his own.
Ben L: GOOD ANSWER. (kudos, btw)

Alex: *text* Awesome! I’m excited, Scottish people rock, especially in grandparent form.

February 01, 2007

Shannon: *over text* You’re being possessed by the ZORZ. It’s like the force, only funnier and less useful.
Alex: You made me LOL literally. That was sheer brilliance.

Hayley: Note to self – become ugly and take fat pictures of myself.