Ben L: *about Sears* I’ve never seen so many beds in one place. And I’ve been to Sleep Country!
Shannon: *driving* Bastard passing me. You know he’s a gangster cuz he’s got writing on his car. I only get one letter. N. James only gets one letter, too. L. What happened to M?
Ben: It’s for crazy people.
Shannon: *nearly fails at driving while laughing hysterically*
Shannon: Look at the gas gauge!
James: OH MY GOD! IT’S OUT OF THE RED!
[my dad's car has a faulty gas gauge that always tells us it's almost empty. I put $15 bucks of gas in the car and the needle went as high as either of us had ever seen it in the 10+ years of having the car]
