April 23, 2007

Shannon: *enthusiastic* Awesome, I’ll bug Derek about it. When’s the next time it’s Thursday?!
Anne: …this Thursday.

April 19, 2007

Shannon: I am now a dual citizen of Canada and this mattress.

April 18, 2007

Shannon: My summer starts tomorrow at 11:30.
Ben: Aww, my summer starts tomorrow at 12.
Luke: Aw, I’m still in high school, I feel so little.
Shannon: You are little.
Luke: I’m not little. I used to be little.
Ben: You never call a guy little.
Luke. Really, I’m not little.
Shannon: Yes you are.
Ben: That’s it, Luke, you’re just gonna have to rape her.

April 03, 2007

Calvin (guy in my genetics class): *comes in late*
Len Millis: You got one of these handouts?
Calvin: Nope.
Len Millis: I don’t think you should have one. *rips paper in half and hands Calvin the bottom half*
Class: *laughs*
Len Millis: That’s what you get for being late. *hands Calvin a full page*

Paul O’Connor: If you reverse how they’re drawed… *makes face* DRAWN…

Paul O’Connor: A way to remember this is to say it with a really bad German accent… they’re on ZEE same side.
[about naming alkenes as "E isomer" or "Z isomer"]

Paul O’Connor: *walks by my group working on a handout, looks at my page, and LAUGHS*
Shannon: THAT’S NOT VERY REASSURING! You come look at my page and LAUGH.
Paul O’Connor: Well, I’m here to help.

April 02, 2007

*someone’s cell phone is dying and it beeps during a silent part of class*
Paul O’Connor: Yes, R2?