May 26, 2007 – Seattle

Ben: What, she didn’t want to get my CanadiAIDS?

Charlee: We have to wax you when we get home.
Ben: Always with the hairlessness!

Fraser: I live in Slaughter, Washington, anyone want a 2×4? Wait, that made NO sense!

May 25, 2007

(at Boston Pizza at midnight)
Ori: You know they let steaks sit out for a while.
Shannon: It’s so the meat relaxes.
Derek: But then there’s so much bacteria! They’re building condos in the steak!

Fraser: High five on the I-5! (about finding our way back to the freeway after getting off the wrong exit)

May 17, 2007

Shannon (while driving): MOVE OVER THE LANE!
Ben L: Way to be Asian.

May 07, 2007

Ben: *takes picture of Shannon* When I eventually get these developed, I’ll give you a copy.
Shannon: You know I’m gonna ask you to burn it.
Ben: Like, to a disc?
Shannon: No, like in a fire.

April 30, 2007

Shannon (while watching the movie Jesus Camp): HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!