July 12, 2007

Ben: I can’t believe you didn’t eat your weiner skin!

July 09, 2007

Ben: But the meniscus of the water is what separates them from us! [about poo]

July 08, 2007 – Camping Day 3

Kayla: I have dust in my crotch, motor oil on my chest. I’m a mess!
Shannon: Kayla’s a real woman.

Kayla: You going somewhere?
Tristan: Nope, just so my stuff is all right here.
Shannon: Gearing up?
Tylas: In case there’s a war.
[Tristan came camping in full camo and utility vest. I refer to him as "Stargate Boy."]

July 07, 2007 – Camping Day 2

Peter: My girlfriend thinks I’m charming.
Ryan: She hasn’t met Corey

Ben: I’m from out of town, can I be inside you?

Ben: When his wife left, she took the kids. (about our park ranger)

Robin: Kayla, you’re totally laying the mack on Ori. “Rub me off, Ori!”
Kayla: I’M ASKING ORI TO RUB ME OFF!

July 06, 2007 – Camping Day 1

Kayla: He’s a polyp!

Kayla: Get up out of my grill, BITCH! I don’t even want you in my dreadlocks. *kills mosquito*

Ori: Lungs of SATAN

Kayla: Put your manliness away. (to Tylas)
Ben: I think it should be ‘boyliness’ til 18.
Kayla: He is 18.
Ben: Negate all!

Ryan: If Corey does it, he’s a player. If Josh does it, he’s a pervert.

Shannon: Do you crumple or fold?
Ben: I’m a folder.
Corey: Can we not talk about this?

Robin: Does anyone have a calculator?
Ben: What do you need to calculate?
Robin: Math.

Corey: I Know What You Pearce’d Last Summer

Kayla (to Robin): You should never have a kid like Danny. Abort! Abort!

July 01, 2007 – Seattle

Fraser: Give me the vibrator!
Shannon: No!
Fraser: GIVE ME THE VIBRATOR!
Shannon: NO! It’s mine!