September 29, 2007

[while watching Knocked Up]
Shannon: What’s the baby’s name? Why don’t they tell us the name?!
Ben: Name the baby.
Shannon: …Amanda Liann.
Ben: Amanda Liann Stone. Yes.
Shannon: But I wouldn’t name my baby that.
Ben: What, a name you come up with during the closing credits of Knocked Up isn’t good enough for your baby?
Shannon: Exactly.

September 27, 2007

Ben: You are my egg.
Shannon: You are my twinkie… wait, *concerned* do you want to be a banana?

[me and Ben decided that a white person who is Asian on the inside is called an egg. I am more Asian than he is because I can write programs on my graphing calculator.]

September 16, 2007

[over text]
Shannon: Jorah is in the paper
Ben: How do you know these things?
Shannon: …I’m reading the paper?
Ben: …and?
Shannon: and it’s about him getting stabbed, and instead of finding God he found Film.

September 15, 2007

[over text]
Ori: Derek wouldn’t sound scandalized if he had a sex tape and it went global.

September 10, 2007 – Roadtrip back to Canada

Ben: You there! FUCK OFF!

*now as demonstrated by David Tennant 

September 07, 2007 – Roadtrip to Seattle

Shannon: I think my favourite gear is neutral.

Ben: Worst. Movie. Ever. [after my car broke down on the I-5]