Ben: Justin just told me that rewriting “Finding Nemo” to work in Iraq might be worth looking into.
Ben: “Saving Private Nemo”: The Tragic True Story of a Gimped Clownfish Trapped Behind Enemy Lines.
Ben: You think if I’m writing a book about POW fish, eating in sushi restaurants might be considered a legitimate tax write-off?
Shannon: Ben says Happy Thanksgiving.
Dad: Tell Ben Happy Capitalist Reflection on Family.
Ben: [text] Tell him that’s not what Thanksgiving is all about. It’s REALLY about killing Indians and being thankful that they’re just so damn easy to loot.
