October 24, 2007 – 1am

[over text]
Ben: “So, Shannon. What kind of sexual activities do you most enjoy to take part in? Number one: sex…”
Shannon: lol if it ever got to that I’d give him a look and walk away
Ben: THE WITHERING STARE!
Shannon: It really needs to make a comeback. When was the last time I used it?
Ben: On Mike, in response to “NO FUCKING ON THE COUCH” when we last saw him.
Shannon: Muahaha. Hm. I don’t think I can do it on command. And I burned him good didn’t I?
Ben: Yes, you did. And you do it best when you’re really feeling it.
Shannon: I’m surprised I don’t do it at the Edge more.
Ben: Maybe you’re becoming one of them. That should worry you.
Shannon: JJJJOOOOIIIINNNNNN UUUUSSSSS
Ben: AHH! MY BRAINS!
Shannon: PAAAARRRRKKKKKSSSS AAAAANNNDD RRRRREEEECCCC
Ben: I’d rather die than serve a municipality! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
Shannon: *rolls over a cannon from City Hall*
Ben: *pulls Nunchucks out of ass*
Shannon: You are Asian, after all.
Ben: You’re more so than me. You don’t have a pair hidden in there somewhere?
Shannon: Two and a Katana, actually.
Ben: No fair. Girls have more hiding places. Boys NEED our boy pockets.
Shannon: Well I don’t exactly keep a wallet in my vagina.
Ben: Of course not. You’ve got a fucking Katana in there.