November 25, 2007

Shannon: I regret every last bite of those onion rings. Except the first one.

November 21, 2007

Ben: [over text] …You’re such a woman for someone who feels the need to high-five after a particularly loud burp.

November 14, 2007

Ben: The library. It has books and stuff… it’s like an Amish internet.

November 10, 2007

Derek: There’s some manlove going on in there. *pause* Don’t tell them I said that.

November 07, 2007

Meghan: [over Facebook] why do you think they work at the edge? they just wanna have fun – they’re like cindy lauper girls haha

November 02, 2007

Warren: I must admit, I pee in lakes.
Derek: Me too! Peeing in lakes is fun!
Warren: The lake is my toilet!

Meghan: Sucks that none of the guys here are hot.
Shannon: None of them are our age. They’re young! …wait, you’re young.

November 02, 2007 – 1am

Shannon: *on Craigslist* Oh my God. I should work at Armani Exchange and be all pretentious douchebaggy and not brown enough.

November 01, 2007

Oriana: Was it hard and pounding or sweet and soft?

Shannon: I dunno. He’s done her.
Ben: That’s kinda like playing someone else’s clarinet, now isn’t it.