November 02, 2007

Warren: I must admit, I pee in lakes.
Derek: Me too! Peeing in lakes is fun!
Warren: The lake is my toilet!

Meghan: Sucks that none of the guys here are hot.
Shannon: None of them are our age. They’re young! …wait, you’re young.

November 02, 2007 – 1am

Shannon: *on Craigslist* Oh my God. I should work at Armani Exchange and be all pretentious douchebaggy and not brown enough.