Shannon: I’ve been using Anbesol and it numbs the hell out of my mouth.
Eva: Know what else numbs the hell out of your mouth? Blow.
Ben: Happy Sadie Hawkins’ Day. May feminism only rear its ugly head once every 4 years.
Ben: I’ve never had boobs.
Hayley: You should try them, they’re fun!
Candace: Wow, Cory, you’re not just a pretty face!
Cory: It’s true, I have pieces of paper that say so.
Candace: “Not Just A Pretty Face.”
Cory: Yeah, they don’t say “Degree” they say “Not Just a Pretty Face.”
[1am at BP]
Shannon: I have a lot of things in this pocket, but a 12-inch black cock is not one of them.
Reza: Is this DVD for me?
Shannon: You mean the one with the post-it with your name on it?
[While watching Mysterious Skin]
Shannon: That kid needs a burger.
Chuck: He really does!
Ben: I’m lost.
Shannon: A burger.
Ben: A what?
Shannon: A hamburger?
Ben: Never heard of it.
Shannon: Ben, what are you eating right now?
Ben: A burger.
Robbie: You almost got arsoned to DEATH!
Kristin Wagner: Some of you gave GREAT answers, but some were clearly BS. But that’s kind of what I was looking for.
Kristin Wagner: Arousal Theory! What do we get aroused by? It’s not too early to talk about this!
[8:30am Psych class]
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