February 17, 2008

Candace: Wow, Cory, you’re not just a pretty face!
Cory: It’s true, I have pieces of paper that say so.
Candace: “Not Just A Pretty Face.”
Cory: Yeah, they don’t say “Degree” they say “Not Just a Pretty Face.”

February 16, 2008

[1am at BP]
Shannon: I have a lot of things in this pocket, but a 12-inch black cock is not one of them.