April 11, 2008

Jeff: I can’t turn left. I’m not an ambi-turner.

[Like Zoolander]

April 06, 2008

[Facebook message]
Luke: That was weird running into you and Ori today.
Shannon: How is it weird running into someone on 6th and 6th? It’s like guaranteed!

[it's a well-known fact that if you are at 6th and 6th for any length of time, you will run into at least 3 people you know, whether you want to or not.]

April 04, 2008

Eva: I could put some espresso in your coffee. It won’t kill you.
Customer dude: [dramatically] Oh, please kill me.
Shannon: That’ll be an extra $5 charge.
Customer dude: [pause] I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

[this guy and his friend totally made my day, just cuz they were so awesome and nice.]