June 26, 2008

[at the Matt Good concert]
Ben: He needs to have my babies. 2 of them. But just 2, cuz then it’s kinda gay.

June 21, 2008

Daphne: You should go to massage school. Not because you need to, but just so you can show off.

June 13, 2008

Tynan: Devon, you’re so in the closet
Shannon: Closet? It’s like a screen door!