December 14, 2007

[over Facebook]
Alex: Dan was supposed to come over but I doubt he’ll show
Shannon: What a douche. He should be deported.

(Dan is from England)

October 30, 2007

Dad: I put a potato in the dishwasher.
Shannon: …
Dad: To see if it would cook.
[I couldn't stop laughing]

[over Facebook]
Alex: YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ALSO!!!! hahahaha i throw thigns…
Shannon: lol COMPUTER TO THE FACE!
Alex: hahahaha
Shannon: We need to hangzorz soon
Alex: i agreeith…..AGREE LIKE A FOX! *runs and hides in the corner*
Shannon: TO THE TARDIS!
Alex : lol……. yes. that should be my car’s name. secret awesome name. TARDIS. i will call it that and only you and me would get it…
Shannon: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! it’s blue! but you can’t call it the CARDIS. that’s lame.

February 06, 2007

Ben L: *over text* Just think, our own little tripod.
Shannon: Soon he’ll be standing on his own.
Ben L: GOOD ANSWER. (kudos, btw)

Alex: *text* Awesome! I’m excited, Scottish people rock, especially in grandparent form.

February 01, 2007

Shannon: *over text* You’re being possessed by the ZORZ. It’s like the force, only funnier and less useful.
Alex: You made me LOL literally. That was sheer brilliance.

Hayley: Note to self – become ugly and take fat pictures of myself.