Shannon: I have love handles.
Laurel: Heh, I have love cupboards.
Jason: Come on in to the love pantry.
Shannon: A pantry with sex toys!
Jason: Big enough for two!

Amber: Heh, Fraser has no comeback to that.
Fraser: …if I wanted my come back I’d wipe it off your chin!
Everyone: OHHHHH!!!!

Fraser is drunk.
Amber: Spell Fraser.
Fraser: F-R-A-S-E-R.
Amber: Okay, spell Davies.
Fraser: D-A-V-I-E-S-E-R.
Everyone: What! That’s not right!
Fraser: Yes it is!
[he got to the end and forgot he was spelling his last name instead of his first]

Jason: *impersonating Russel Peters* Yo mudda sooooo feh, da wen she jump fo joyyyy… she geh stuk… ohhkey tenk yuu.

Shannon: *gets up to get water, tries to sit down and nearly falls in the fire* THIS IS ME TRYING TO BE NOT DRUNK!

Fraser: Mark, stop, I’m scared!

Amber: There’s a town called “My anus.”
Fraser: Is it near Regina?

Amber: ASS PUNCH!
Fraser: AHH! Rectally defeated!

Andrea: Should I pull out the bed?
Brittany: That would be a lot of work!
Amber: To move a little side table?!
Brittany: To move the whole bed!
Shannon: The PULL OUT bed.

Amber: It’s a tit nipply out, I breast be going inside, I must have an ear in-fuck-tion from too much screw-ba diving.