The Infamous "Book" » Anne http://bookzorz.wordpress.com A Collection of Random Quotes That Aren't Funny Out of Context. Now With DISCLAIMER! Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:46:49 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/d888906d5453b0b564b479bff94ae1df?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png The Infamous "Book" » Anne http://bookzorz.wordpress.com April 23, 2007 http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2007/04/23/april-23-2007/ http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2007/04/23/april-23-2007/#comments Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:27:08 +0000 bookzorz http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2007/04/23/april-23-2007/ ]]>

Shannon: *enthusiastic* Awesome, I’ll bug Derek about it. When’s the next time it’s Thursday?!
Anne: …this Thursday.

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Anne: Goddamn fucking kids.

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Greg: If any harsh Christians show up, we’re a group of gay witches who are pro-abortion.

“Guidelines for Open Mic:

  • No sexism
  • No racism
  • No violence
  • No profanity
  • No nudity”

Everyone: IT’S A CHECKLIST!

Stasia: *on phone* Are you sleeping with him again?!
Anne: WHAT?!
Stasia: Oh, Sam’s sleeping with Steve again.

Gordie: *shows off his tattoo*
Anne: Oh, where did you get those done?
Gordie: My friend’s.
Anne: Oh, guitar string and walkman motor.
Gordie: Yeah.
Anne: My husband got some of those done.
Gordie: Jail?

Greg: There was a tribe of Jews…

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