April 03, 2007

Calvin (guy in my genetics class): *comes in late*
Len Millis: You got one of these handouts?
Calvin: Nope.
Len Millis: I don’t think you should have one. *rips paper in half and hands Calvin the bottom half*
Class: *laughs*
Len Millis: That’s what you get for being late. *hands Calvin a full page*

Paul O’Connor: If you reverse how they’re drawed… *makes face* DRAWN…

Paul O’Connor: A way to remember this is to say it with a really bad German accent… they’re on ZEE same side.
[about naming alkenes as "E isomer" or "Z isomer"]

Paul O’Connor: *walks by my group working on a handout, looks at my page, and LAUGHS*
Shannon: THAT’S NOT VERY REASSURING! You come look at my page and LAUGH.
Paul O’Connor: Well, I’m here to help.

March 28, 2007

Len Millis: Nobody wants to fool around with a guy with no fingers. Fingers are important.
[about brachydactyly]

February 07, 2007

Len Millis: Haven’t you people ever heard of birth control? The only effective method is the “bucket and saucer” method.

Len Millis: Do I have to talk to you about sex? You’re too young. I’m too old for it so you’re too young for it.

May 09, 2006

Len Millis: He’s so used to sex by himself. [about a student acting out meiosis without a pairing partner]