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Chuck: I put tinfoil over my window so I can sleep better.
Shannon: No, it’s so the aliens can’t read your mind.
Chuck: That’s a side benefit.
Shannon: Lol. A wee bit paranoid after 5 stars?
Chuck: I can hear the helicopter! It’s still there!
Shannon: They put a tracking bug on you. If your altitude goes above a certain level, you explode.

Cory: I think I hung up on a deaf person today.
Ben: What business do they have calling you?

[Avril Lavigne song comes on at BP]
Ben: They should have Avril on Rockband.
Chuck: I’d buy that.
Ben: Yeah, 4 people would. You and 3 13-year-old girls.
Cory: No, 2 13-year old girls and someone who bought it by accident.
Ben: Yeah, “Dude, you have Avril Lavigne on your Rockband!” “FUCK OFF!”

Ben: I’ve been watching movies with Chloe lately. She tends to run away though, and lick her bum.
Chuck: [gives Ben a weird look]
Ben: She’s a CAT.

Chuck: When’s the next Rockband night?
Shannon: Saturday?
Chuck: Can’t, that’s the big sex party at my house.
Ben: What about SexBand? I just won’t have sex with anything red or green.
Chuck: Orange and blue are okay though?
Ben: Yeah, blue could be for autoerotic asphyxiation.
Shannon: I think I’m going to move up to the next level… upgrade to Hard.
Ben: I’m still a fan of Easy, myself.

[While watching Mysterious Skin]
Shannon: That kid needs a burger.
Chuck: He really does!
Ben: I’m lost.
Shannon: A burger.
Ben: A what?
Shannon: A hamburger?
Ben: Never heard of it.
Shannon: Ben, what are you eating right now?
Ben: A burger.

Robbie: You almost got arsoned to DEATH!