The Infamous "Book" » Cory http://bookzorz.wordpress.com A Collection of Random Quotes That Aren't Funny Out of Context. Now With DISCLAIMER! Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:46:49 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/d888906d5453b0b564b479bff94ae1df?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png The Infamous "Book" » Cory http://bookzorz.wordpress.com May 17, 2008 http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/may-17-2008/ http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/may-17-2008/#comments Mon, 19 May 2008 20:54:09 +0000 bookzorz http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/?p=140 ]]>

One-Liner Saturday:

Danielle: I go down hard.

Shannon: The crunchy ones are way better.

Danielle: YOU CORRUPTED THE DEAF GUY!

Cory: A helicopter? Is that five Stars?
[simultaneously, on the ground below:]
John: A fucking helicopter? That’s five Stars!

[Everything in life can be related back to either Simpsons or GTA. Sometimes both.]

]]> http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/may-17-2008/feed/ 0 bookzorz May 08, 2008 http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/may-08-2008/ http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/may-08-2008/#comments Fri, 09 May 2008 03:06:53 +0000 bookzorz http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/?p=138 ]]>

Cory: I think I hung up on a deaf person today.
Ben: What business do they have calling you?

[Avril Lavigne song comes on at BP]
Ben: They should have Avril on Rockband.
Chuck: I’d buy that.
Ben: Yeah, 4 people would. You and 3 13-year-old girls.
Cory: No, 2 13-year old girls and someone who bought it by accident.
Ben: Yeah, “Dude, you have Avril Lavigne on your Rockband!” “FUCK OFF!”

Ben: I’ve been watching movies with Chloe lately. She tends to run away though, and lick her bum.
Chuck: [gives Ben a weird look]
Ben: She’s a CAT.

Chuck: When’s the next Rockband night?
Shannon: Saturday?
Chuck: Can’t, that’s the big sex party at my house.
Ben: What about SexBand? I just won’t have sex with anything red or green.
Chuck: Orange and blue are okay though?
Ben: Yeah, blue could be for autoerotic asphyxiation.
Shannon: I think I’m going to move up to the next level… upgrade to Hard.
Ben: I’m still a fan of Easy, myself.

]]> http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/may-08-2008/feed/ 0 bookzorz May 06, 2008 http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/may-06-2008/ http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/may-06-2008/#comments Wed, 07 May 2008 06:47:42 +0000 bookzorz http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/?p=137 ]]>

Cory: [over text] How huge? 90% of my stuff fits in the closet… just need a lil one… u know, for guns and hooker bodies.

[in response to me telling him my friend has a huge dresser she's getting rid of... I lol'd on a bus at this]

]]> http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/may-06-2008/feed/ 0 bookzorz February 17, 2008 http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/february-17-2008/ http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/february-17-2008/#comments Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:06:39 +0000 bookzorz http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/february-17-2008/ ]]>

Candace: Wow, Cory, you’re not just a pretty face!
Cory: It’s true, I have pieces of paper that say so.
Candace: “Not Just A Pretty Face.”
Cory: Yeah, they don’t say “Degree” they say “Not Just a Pretty Face.”

]]> http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/february-17-2008/feed/ 0 bookzorz January 14, 2008 http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/january-14-2008/ http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/january-14-2008/#comments Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:21:39 +0000 bookzorz http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/january-14-2008/ ]]>

[over text]
Shannon: My friend lives on the opposite side of England from London…
Cory: That’s like a 2 min drive… England is the size of Metrotown

]]> http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/january-14-2008/feed/ 0 bookzorz