December 06, 2007

Derek: I don’t need your help, I know physics.

November 10, 2007

Derek: There’s some manlove going on in there. *pause* Don’t tell them I said that.

November 02, 2007

Warren: I must admit, I pee in lakes.
Derek: Me too! Peeing in lakes is fun!
Warren: The lake is my toilet!

Meghan: Sucks that none of the guys here are hot.
Shannon: None of them are our age. They’re young! …wait, you’re young.

October 27, 2007 – 9:48am

*phone rings*
Shannon: Hello?
Derek: Hey Shannon
Shannon: WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY????

[Derek has a tendency to call me before noon on Saturdays. I hate him for it.]

October 18, 2007

Derek: Tom Cruise is pretty hot.

May 25, 2007

(at Boston Pizza at midnight)
Ori: You know they let steaks sit out for a while.
Shannon: It’s so the meat relaxes.
Derek: But then there’s so much bacteria! They’re building condos in the steak!

Fraser: High five on the I-5! (about finding our way back to the freeway after getting off the wrong exit)