The Infamous "Book" » Derek http://bookzorz.wordpress.com A Collection of Random Quotes That Aren't Funny Out of Context. Now With DISCLAIMER! Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:46:49 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/d888906d5453b0b564b479bff94ae1df?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png The Infamous "Book" » Derek http://bookzorz.wordpress.com December 06, 2007 http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2007/12/07/december-06-2007/ http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2007/12/07/december-06-2007/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:40:06 +0000 bookzorz http://bookzorz.wordpress.com/2007/12/07/december-06-2007/ ]]>

Derek: I don’t need your help, I know physics.

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Derek: There’s some manlove going on in there. *pause* Don’t tell them I said that.

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Warren: I must admit, I pee in lakes.
Derek: Me too! Peeing in lakes is fun!
Warren: The lake is my toilet!

Meghan: Sucks that none of the guys here are hot.
Shannon: None of them are our age. They’re young! …wait, you’re young.

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*phone rings*
Shannon: Hello?
Derek: Hey Shannon
Shannon: WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY????

[Derek has a tendency to call me before noon on Saturdays. I hate him for it.]

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Derek: Tom Cruise is pretty hot.

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(at Boston Pizza at midnight)
Ori: You know they let steaks sit out for a while.
Shannon: It’s so the meat relaxes.
Derek: But then there’s so much bacteria! They’re building condos in the steak!

Fraser: High five on the I-5! (about finding our way back to the freeway after getting off the wrong exit)

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