April 04, 2008

Eva: I could put some espresso in your coffee. It won’t kill you.
Customer dude: [dramatically] Oh, please kill me.
Shannon: That’ll be an extra $5 charge.
Customer dude: [pause] I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

[this guy and his friend totally made my day, just cuz they were so awesome and nice.]

February 29, 2008

Shannon: I’ve been using Anbesol and it numbs the hell out of my mouth.
Eva: Know what else numbs the hell out of your mouth? Blow.

Ben: Happy Sadie Hawkins’ Day. May feminism only rear its ugly head once every 4 years.

Ben: I’ve never had boobs.
Hayley: You should try them, they’re fun!