July 01, 2007 – Seattle

Fraser: Give me the vibrator!
Shannon: No!
Fraser: GIVE ME THE VIBRATOR!
Shannon: NO! It’s mine!

May 26, 2007 – Seattle

Ben: What, she didn’t want to get my CanadiAIDS?

Charlee: We have to wax you when we get home.
Ben: Always with the hairlessness!

Fraser: I live in Slaughter, Washington, anyone want a 2×4? Wait, that made NO sense!

May 25, 2007

(at Boston Pizza at midnight)
Ori: You know they let steaks sit out for a while.
Shannon: It’s so the meat relaxes.
Derek: But then there’s so much bacteria! They’re building condos in the steak!

Fraser: High five on the I-5! (about finding our way back to the freeway after getting off the wrong exit)

August 23-30, 2006 – Camping at Hicks Lake

Shannon: I have love handles.
Laurel: Heh, I have love cupboards.
Jason: Come on in to the love pantry.
Shannon: A pantry with sex toys!
Jason: Big enough for two!

Amber: Heh, Fraser has no comeback to that.
Fraser: …if I wanted my come back I’d wipe it off your chin!
Everyone: OHHHHH!!!!

Fraser is drunk.
Amber: Spell Fraser.
Fraser: F-R-A-S-E-R.
Amber: Okay, spell Davies.
Fraser: D-A-V-I-E-S-E-R.
Everyone: What! That’s not right!
Fraser: Yes it is!
[he got to the end and forgot he was spelling his last name instead of his first]

Jason: *impersonating Russel Peters* Yo mudda sooooo feh, da wen she jump fo joyyyy… she geh stuk… ohhkey tenk yuu.

Shannon: *gets up to get water, tries to sit down and nearly falls in the fire* THIS IS ME TRYING TO BE NOT DRUNK!

Fraser: Mark, stop, I’m scared!

June 11, 2006

Amber: There’s a town called “My anus.”
Fraser: Is it near Regina?

Amber: ASS PUNCH!
Fraser: AHH! Rectally defeated!