May 20, 2008

[over text]
Chuck: I put tinfoil over my window so I can sleep better.
Shannon: No, it’s so the aliens can’t read your mind.
Chuck: That’s a side benefit.
Shannon: Lol. A wee bit paranoid after 5 stars?
Chuck: I can hear the helicopter! It’s still there!
Shannon: They put a tracking bug on you. If your altitude goes above a certain level, you explode.

May 17, 2008

One-Liner Saturday:

Danielle: I go down hard.

Shannon: The crunchy ones are way better.

Danielle: YOU CORRUPTED THE DEAF GUY!

Cory: A helicopter? Is that five Stars?
[simultaneously, on the ground below:]
John: A fucking helicopter? That’s five Stars!

[Everything in life can be related back to either Simpsons or GTA. Sometimes both.]

May 12, 2008

[in my building you can hear everything that goes on outside. People having dinner...]

Guy: Don’t worry, GTA taught me how to hotwire.