February 29, 2008

Shannon: I’ve been using Anbesol and it numbs the hell out of my mouth.
Eva: Know what else numbs the hell out of your mouth? Blow.

Ben: Happy Sadie Hawkins’ Day. May feminism only rear its ugly head once every 4 years.

Ben: I’ve never had boobs.
Hayley: You should try them, they’re fun!

January 11, 2008

Hayley: His name’s Chuck? I bet he owns a shotgun.

February 01, 2007

Shannon: *over text* You’re being possessed by the ZORZ. It’s like the force, only funnier and less useful.
Alex: You made me LOL literally. That was sheer brilliance.

Hayley: Note to self – become ugly and take fat pictures of myself.