February 12, 2007

Jess: He looked like he was going to shit frisbees.

April 26, 2006

Jess: *moves blanket*
Shannon: Ahh! You blew cold on me!
Jess: How do you know I didn’t fart on you?
Shannon: Cuz people don’t fart COLD.
Jess: IT’S A CONDITION.

April 23, 2006

Shannon: *catches chocolate egg out of the air* I’m the master. I caught it in the air, yo.
Jess: You said “yo.”
Shannon: I know.
Jess: That’s hot. It worked. And you’re still white.

Shannon: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK BEER WITH YOUR CUNT.
Charlene: I wish they’d told me that earlier!

Charlene: It’s the sex withdrawal… everything but fish.